The Arsenal Files 6/The Arsenal Files 6 (Arsenal Computer).ISO/gen_bbs/tagit04.zip/TAGLINES.TGL

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 Bigamy: one wife too many. Monogamy: see Bigamy.
 Bigamy: Too many wives. Monogamy: Same thing.
 Artificial Intelligence is no match for natural stupidity
 ALERT! ALERT! No, wait! It's TWO lerts!
 A Smith & Wesson beats four aces.
 A hundred thousand lemmings can't all be wrong.
 A job is nice but it interferes with my life.
 >>> Insert Clever Tagline Here <<<
 1024x768x256.... Sounds like one MEAN woman!
 - The Def. of Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in
 ------------POLICE TAGLINE   DO NOT CROSS------------
 -=( Warm, Dry, and Fed; That's Life )=-
 ->          <- Invisible tagline, send $10 for special
 -> Today is cancelled due to lack of interest! <-
 ... File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
 ... Go ahead, steal my tagline. I stole yours!
 2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2.
 2400 Baud makes you want to get out and push!!
 26% of Canadians can't read. The other 92% can't do Math.
 29A, the hexadecimal of the Beast.
 3 dreaded words: hard disk failure
 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't
 3 things occur when you age.. 1) memory goes 2) uh.. um..
 4 food groups: fast, frozen, microwaved, and junk.
 43.3% of statistics are meaningless!
 5 out of 4 people have trouble with fractions.
"640K ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gates, 1981
 666:Number of the Beast - 668:Neighbor of the Beast
 7 1/2 million years and all you can come up with is 42?!
 8 of 10 people suffer from hemorrhoids; 2 like e
 80% success, most of the time......
 89.6% of all statistics are wrong.
 90% of being smart is knowing what you're dumb at.
 :.::: ::..: ::.::. :..:: Tagline in Braille.